I am a big proponent of judging books by their covers.
I happened to be working on the Sports section of Barnes & Noble today when I skimmed across this book:

How to Be like Jackie Robinson fails. This has got to be one of the most attention-seeking titles I've seen today. It's just begging me, saying "Read me, love me, beg for me."
But like any other dysfunctional inanimate object, it just gives away too much, too soon.
For instance, the book gives the purpose of the book, the main character of the book, and the setting of the book away
right on the cover! Come on. Leave a little to the imagination...floozy.
The purpose! I like knowing how to do stuff. And
How to be like Jackie Robinson may be able to fulfill this desire for instant gratification, but I'd really like to get to know you a little bit more first before we start getting physical...opening you up, licking my finger before I turn you page by page.
The Main Character. I like stories that intrigue me with things like "Should I be rooting for the midget?" and "Why is the main character talking about aliens from Tramalfador?" How to be like
Jackie Robinson totally fills me in on that subject before I can hit the first page. This to me is just one word: Overkill.
The Setting. How to
Be like Jackie Robinson. Any time I know a book is going to fall within the boundaries of space and/or time...kinda screams yawn to me. Maybe it's too similar to my own life...with all of this time...and/or space.
However, even with a cover that is very revealing and maybe purely eye-candy, I would like to think that if one day when we were older, and I did read it, I too could be the first African American to play baseball in the major leagues. But alas, things don't always work out as they seem... :( .
All in all 5 stars.
Seriously guys, modesty is sexy.